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Long Read · Opinion Apr 20, 2026

Sharpening the Arithmetic on Francis' Draft

Questions, optics, and the uneasy math behind the DeMartini Tour's marquee event.

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Questions, optics, and the uneasy math behind the DeMartini Tour's marquee event.

There's a difference between a bold framework and a black box. Francis' latest draft for shaping the DeMartini Tour's most important event lands somewhere in between — and that ambiguity is becoming the story.

At a glance, the proposal leans on a tidy promise: redistribute opportunity, level the field, and produce a more "equitable" championship. But once you start tracing the arithmetic — how slots are allocated, how exemptions are weighted, how "form" is defined — the clarity fades. The model feels less like a transparent scoring system and more like a curated outcome.

The math that won't sit still

Francis' framework introduces multiple layers of adjustment: recent-form multipliers, strength-of-field corrections, and discretionary "balancing" inputs. Each component is defensible in isolation. Together, they create a system where small tweaks compound into large swings — and where the inputs are difficult to audit externally.

  • Weighting drift. Recent performance is emphasized, but the lookback window appears flexible. A two-week shift can meaningfully alter rankings. Why that window, and why now?
  • Exemption elasticity. Special entries are justified as "competitive integrity safeguards," yet their criteria remain loosely defined. When exceptions are frequent, they stop being exceptions.
  • Opaque overrides. The draft allows for final-stage adjustments to "preserve narrative balance." That phrase might read well in a memo, but in practice it blurs the line between governance and curation.

If the goal is to sharpen the arithmetic, the arithmetic has to be legible. Right now, it isn't.

Motives and track record

Any architect of a system invites scrutiny — not just of the system, but of their incentives. Francis' competitive history on his own tour complicates the optics. He has yet to record a top-five finish in any event hosted under the DeMartini banner.

That fact doesn't invalidate his ideas. It does, however, raise reasonable questions:

  • Is the draft designed to correct structural imbalances — or to mitigate a persistent personal disadvantage within the current structure?
  • Do the discretionary levers disproportionately benefit profiles similar to Francis' own?
  • How are conflicts of interest being disclosed and managed?

The cleanest way to answer these questions isn't rhetoric; it's constraints. Clear rules, limited overrides, and independent review.

Language matters — and this language is doing work

Beyond the math, the tone of the draft has drawn attention. Phrases invoking "equal distribution," "central allocation," and "collective fairness" appear throughout. None of these ideas are inherently problematic, but the cumulative effect is a lexicon that feels more ideological than operational.

In sport — especially at the highest level — participants accept inequality of outcome as a function of performance. The system's job is to ensure fair opportunity, not engineered parity. When the language leans too heavily on redistribution, it risks signaling that outcomes are being managed rather than earned.

That perception can be as damaging as any flaw in the formula. Trust, once dented, is hard to restore.

A path forward

If Francis wants this draft to survive contact with players, sponsors, and the broader audience, a few adjustments would go a long way:

  1. Publish the full model. Not a summary — release the equations, the inputs, and example calculations. Let people run the numbers.
  2. Lock the windows. Fix lookback periods and weighting schemes for the entire season. No midstream tuning.
  3. Cap discretion. Define strict, minimal criteria for exemptions and eliminate narrative-based overrides.
  4. Independent audit. Bring in a neutral committee to review both the model and any exceptions granted.
  5. Tone reset. Replace ideological phrasing with operational clarity. Say what the system does, not what it aspires to symbolize.

The bottom line

There's a compelling idea buried in Francis' draft: a desire to modernize how the Tour identifies and stages its most meaningful competition. But intent isn't enough. The arithmetic has to be sharp, the incentives aligned, and the language grounded.

Until then, the draft reads less like a blueprint for fairness and more like a mechanism for control — one that asks for trust without fully earning it.

Sharp Park
Feature · Course Profile Mar 21, 2026

Sharp Park Showdown Makes Its Tour Debut

An Alister MacKenzie masterpiece joins the Tour calendar later this summer. We take an early look at the course that will crown the 2026 World Cup Title.

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An Alister MacKenzie masterpiece joins the Tour calendar later this summer — and the very reasonable green fees come included.

The world's golf cognoscenti have long made their pilgrimages to Augusta, Georgia — a cathedral of azaleas, raked sand, and televised agony. But later this summer, the Tour turns its gaze eleven miles south of San Francisco, to a windswept stretch of Pacifica coastline where a different kind of MacKenzie masterpiece has waited nearly a century for the world to catch up. The Sharp Park Showdown is here, it is invite-only, and the green fees are frankly very competitive.

Welcome to Sharp Park. Mind the snakes.

A MacKenzie for the People

Here is a fact that will never stop being funny: the same architect who designed Augusta National — home of the Masters Tournament, temple of pristine fairways, of Magnolia Lane, of grown men weeping over a green jacket — also designed a public municipal golf course where you can park for free, order a bratwurst at the turn, and share a fairway with a man who has never taken a lesson and is fine with that.

Dr. Alister MacKenzie was, to put it charitably, not precious about prestige. A Scottish doctor turned golf architect, he designed Sharp Park right in between his two most famous private clubs — Cypress Point in 1928 and Augusta National in 1933 — as though to remind himself that genius ought to be available to everyone. He declared that his new Pacifica layout would be "as sporty as the Old Course at St. Andrews and as picturesque a golf course as any in the world." Local reporters, apparently not gifted with understatement either, immediately called it "a second St. Andrews."

MacKenzie embedded all of his signature obsessions into the design: cloud-shaped bunkers, deceptive mounding that hides the landing zone, double fairways offering multiple lines of attack, and what he called "optical illusions" — a polite architectural term for making you think a shot is safe when it absolutely is not. He also built two mirror versions of his famous "Lido Hole" here. Sharp Park is the only place in the world where he did that. Augusta doesn't have two Lido Holes. Point: Sharp Park.

"Sharp Park is Dr. MacKenzie's great gift to the American public course golfer." — Ken Venturi, 1964 U.S. Open Champion

How the Sausage (and Golf Course) Got Made

The story of Sharp Park begins, as so many great California stories do, with a Gold Rush lawyer and an extremely inconvenient death. George Sharp sailed around Cape Horn to San Francisco in 1849, made a considerable fortune, and then — in what must be considered one of the more dramatic exits in legal history — collapsed and died in a local courtroom mid-case in 1882. His widow, Honora Sharp, subsequently donated the coastal property to the City of San Francisco, with one condition: it must be used as a "public playground or park," or the land reverts to the Sharp family heirs.

This is, it must be said, an extraordinary amount of posthumous pressure. The city has been nervously maintaining a public golf course on the property ever since.

By 1930, city superintendent John McLaren had the idea to build a seaside municipal links on the dunes. He called MacKenzie, who was already a Bay Area resident with a busy portfolio of Northern California designs. MacKenzie drew up plans for free on the speculative hope that the city would hire him — which, after a unanimous vote of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors, they did. Construction was supervised by Chandler Egan, a two-time U.S. Amateur champion and 1904 Olympic silver medalist, which tells you something about the ambitions involved. The course opened in April 1932.

In the early 1940s, a series of violent Pacific storms washed out several of the original seaside holes, forcing the construction of a seawall and the rerouting of four holes — now accessed, in one of golf's more theatrical flourishes, via an underground tunnel. You walk into a tunnel. You emerge onto a golf hole. MacKenzie did not design the tunnel, but he would have approved.

The modern era brought its own complications. Environmental organizations filed multiple lawsuits to protect two endangered species that had moved onto the course: the San Francisco garter snake and the California red-legged frog. The ensuing battle became known as the "Save Sharp Park" movement, which was confusing because one side wanted to save the golf course and the other side wanted to save the frogs, and both groups felt, with some justification, that they were the reasonable ones. The snakes, as is traditional, remained noncommittal.

In 2017, the course was designated a Historic Resource Property under CEQA. In 2018, architects Tom Doak and Jay Blasi advised the course to restore two greens to their original MacKenzie shapes. The course's unofficial nickname — "The Poor Man's Pebble Beach" — persists, and is used with great affection by regulars who know that Pebble Beach charges four hundred dollars and doesn't have a bratwurst window.

The Augusta Parallels No One Talks About

The relationship between Sharp Park and Augusta National is so rich with irony that it practically plays itself, but let us enumerate it anyway, for the record.

Augusta National was built on a former plant nursery. Sharp Park was built on former artichoke fields, wetlands, and sand dunes. Augusta has Magnolia Lane. Sharp Park has Highway 1. Augusta has a members-only policy so exclusive that the waiting list is not publicly acknowledged to exist. Sharp Park is open to literally anyone with $103 and a tee time. Augusta's greens are manicured to within a millimeter of their existence. Sharp Park's greens, until recently, ran at a pace that could most charitably be described as "contemplative." Both courses were designed by the same man, who seemed to find both assignments equally interesting, which perhaps says more about MacKenzie than anything else.

Augusta has a blooming azalea garden. Sharp Park has an endangered garter snake. We will leave it to the reader to decide which of these is more interesting to encounter at the 16th hole.

Augusta's famous Amen Corner — holes 11, 12, and 13 — is where Masters championships are made and lost, where Rae's Creek collects the ambitions of the overconfident and the unlucky alike. Sharp Park, it will be announced here for the first time, has an equivalent.

Sharp Park Showdown · Signature Stretch
Dead Man's Lagoon

Holes 15, 16, and 17 at Sharp Park — the tournament's defining gauntlet, named in honor of George Sharp, who built this whole situation by dying in a courtroom. Welcome to the stretch where the Showdown will be won or lost.

Hole 15
"The Widow's Pity"
Par 3 · Stroke Index 17

The easiest hole on the back nine — on paper. A short par 3 that rewards the overconfident with a wind-exposed green and a MacKenzie bunker complex that does not care what your handicap says. Many a team has arrived here thinking the hard part was over.

Hole 16
"The Seawall"
Par 4 · Oceanside

Built directly on the shore, protected from the Pacific by a seawall installed after the 1940s storm damage. MacKenzie's original green is gone; what remains is a hole that plays directly into or across the prevailing coastal wind. There is a very real chance the ocean is audible. Adjust accordingly.

Hole 17
"Sharp's End"
Par 4 · Laguna Salada

Running alongside Laguna Salada — the freshwater lake MacKenzie had deepened and converted from an ocean lagoon — this is where the tournament will be decided. The MacKenzie mounding creates deceptive sightlines to the green. The frog population is indifferent to your score. The snakes, per usual, offer no advice.

At Augusta, television commentators lower their voices at Amen Corner as though in church. At Dead Man's Lagoon, we expect a similar reverence, tempered by the knowledge that you are at a public muni in Pacifica and someone behind you is eating chips.

The Format: Two-Man Augmented Shamble

How It Works
The 2-Man Augmented Shamble

Both players tee off. The team selects the best drive, and both players play their own ball from that position for the remainder of the hole. The best net score of the two balls is recorded as the team score.

The "augmented" element introduces a strategic wrinkle to individual shot selection: players are not simply playing a scramble, nor are they playing stroke play in isolation. Every shot from the chosen tee matters, creating genuine individual accountability within the partnership framework.

The format rewards length off the tee, accurate iron play, and partners who do not blame each other. Two of those three things are learnable skills.

The format suits Sharp Park particularly well. MacKenzie built the course with "double fairways" — multiple viable lines from tee to green — meaning the optimal drive selection isn't always obvious. Partners who communicate well will find angles others miss. Partners who do not communicate well will find Laguna Salada.

The Field: Invitation Only

In its inaugural year, the Sharp Park Showdown will be a closed field. Invitations are extended at the discretion of the Tour, which is a polite way of saying that if you are reading this and have not received one, you are perhaps not yet at the level, but we respect the hustle.

The invite-only model is, incidentally, the one thing Sharp Park and Augusta National have in common from an access perspective. At Augusta, invitations to compete are earned through a labyrinthine system of world rankings, major victories, and legacy qualifications. At the Sharp Park Showdown, invitations are earned through being known to the right people and having a handicap that isn't, as one Tour official put it, "a complete work of fiction."

The 2026 World Cup Title will be decided here, on 120 acres of Pacifica coastline, on a course where 12 of the original MacKenzie holes survive intact, where an endangered frog may cross your line if you're not watching, where a dead man's widow's bequest is the only reason any of this exists, and where the same genius who built Augusta gave his gift, in the spirit of the game, to everyone.

The first tee shot of the inaugural Sharp Park Showdown will be struck later this summer. The ocean will be visible. The wind will have opinions. The frogs will be somewhere nearby, doing whatever it is endangered frogs do when championships are being decided around them.

"They are not making any more MacKenzies near the Pacific. This is a one-of-a-kind in the world of golf." — Jay Blasi, Golf Architect, 2017

He was right, of course. There is only one Sharp Park. And later this summer, for the first time, the Tour comes to it.

Family Power Rankings
Power Rankings · Opinion Apr 12, 2026

The DeMartini Tour Family Power Rankings

Five families, five legacies. We rank them — from genuinely intimidating to actively hazardous to the Tour's reputation.

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A definitive (and highly subjective) ledger of the five dynasties.

Family golf is a complicated thing. Bloodlines bring camaraderie, shared driving ranges, and the kind of lifelong needling only siblings (or fathers and sons) can deliver between tee shots. They also bring scandal, dysfunction, and — in at least one case on Tour — what we believe to be the active sabotage of an entire competitive ecosystem. With the 2026 season underway, we present our official Family Power Rankings: a totally objective evaluation of the five dynasties currently competing for the World Cup Title, scored on accomplishment, optics, and whether we'd want to share a cart with them.

#1

The Legges

The Asterisks of the Aristocracy

The Legge brothers walk around like the Murderers' Row of the DeMartini Tour, and we're here to politely suggest they should stop. Yes — three brothers, three Major wins. That is genuinely impressive on paper, and you will never hear them shut up about it.

But here's the thing nobody outside the locker room wants to talk about: those three Majors all came in the same year. The same year Zach Avila played the best four rounds of golf any human has ever played on Tour and dragged everyone within a 50-yard radius across the finish line with him. The Legges were technically on those scorecards. We're not saying Avila carried them to glory. We're saying that if you remove Avila from any of those Majors, you remove the trophies.

The record book doesn't care about context. The record book, much like the Legges themselves, just shows the trophies. They stay at #1. They do not deserve it.

Power Ranking: 1.

#2

The Collins

Two Trophies and an Awful Lot of Side Plot

The Collins family is what happens when one son becomes a two-time Major Champion and three other family members orbit him with varying degrees of contribution. Conor is the actual reason this family ranks anywhere — both Majors are his, and he plays his best when the wind is up and the ego is down.

The supporting cast is, charitably, a richer story.

Chris Collins is the most likely man on Tour to set off a clubhouse smoke detector with a cigar he should not be smoking indoors. He has done this. We have receipts. He will do it again.

Sean Collins is, by a comfortable margin, the most likely player on Tour to cry. We don't know if it's the tee shot, the missed putt, or just being out there — it could be anything. We respect the emotional range. We just track it.

Luca Collins has what we will call "a documented preference" for women over 40. Ask him about it. Don't worry about making it weird; he won't. He'll tell you everything. It will be a lot.

Two Majors keep them in the upper half. The off-course content keeps them must-watch television.

Power Ranking: 2.

#3

The Bissadas

Major Pedigree, Minor Attendance

The Bissadas have a Major Championship to their name. That alone puts them ahead of two-thirds of the field on this list. The problem is — you might not know that, because you might not have actually seen them at a tournament in eighteen months.

Sources close to the family confirm what observers have long suspected: the Bissadas, being of Egyptian heritage, suffer from what scientists are now calling "ancestral sun debt." After several thousand years of their forebears squinting into the relentless North African sun while supervising the construction of load-bearing limestone structures, the Bissada cellular structure has reportedly developed a cumulative aversion to anything resembling a 7 AM tee time in coastal fog. They emerge for the Majors. They retreat for everything else. It is a strategy. It might even be a smart one.

Until they show up to play a full season, however, we cannot in good conscience rank them above the Collins.

Power Ranking: 3.

#4

The Amaras

Oh-for-Forever, But Make It Litigious

The Amaras have not won a Major. They have not won a Minor. They have, in fairness, a runner-up finish (Dirk) and two third-place finishes (Anthony and Andy) — collectively the cleanest "almost" ledger in the history of the DeMartini Tour. Close. Always close. Never closer.

What the Amaras lack on the leaderboard, they more than make up for in legal dominance. The family is a multi-generational law operation with a deep bench of attorneys, paralegals, and depositions-on-demand. If you are ever on the wrong side of a Tour ruling, scoring dispute, or "we definitely teed off from the right tee box, your honor" disagreement, you do not want to find yourself across the desk from an Amara. They will out-litigate you, out-document you, and bill you in six-minute increments while doing it.

Dirk Amara also holds the unofficial Tour title for "Most Likely to Successfully Acquire a Cart Girl's Phone Number." This is not a competitive achievement. It is, however, an achievement. The committee acknowledges it.

Power Ranking: 4.

#5

The DeMartinis

It's Named After Them. They Should Probably Try Harder.

We hate to do this. We really do. The Tour is named after them. The Commissioner's office is occupied by one of them. Every email, every announcement, every leaderboard graphic carries their family name. And yet — at this exact moment in 2026 — we have to put them last. Let's go through it.

Giuliano DeMartini is the only thing keeping this family on the leaderboard. Two-time Major Champion, statistically the most accomplished player on Tour, and — by a margin that approaches scientific certainty — the most handsome and athletic son in the family. Were we ranking individuals, he'd be in our top three. But we are ranking families. Families have weak links.

Bret DeMartini is the patriarch and, with great respect, also over the hill. He is still chasing his first Tour victory on the Tour that bears his name, which is the kind of cosmic irony that would be funny if he weren't standing right there. We are rooting for him. The committee is rooting for him. Time, however, is not.

And then there is Francis DeMartini. Where to even begin. The least accomplished player on a Tour that has actively expanded its competitive field, the architect of the most controversial draft proposal in Tour history, and a man who has yet to record a top-five finish in any event held under his own family's banner. He is, as we have written elsewhere, currently the prime suspect in an ongoing investigation into whether someone is actively trying to dismantle the Tour from the inside. We have not ruled it out. We have not even particularly tried to.

Two Majors. All Giuliano. The other two-thirds of this family is, by every available metric, a net negative. The Tour will probably survive. Not because of any of them.

Power Ranking: 5.

The Bottom Line

The Legges hold the top spot — for now, with an asterisk visible from space. The DeMartinis hold the bottom — somehow, despite owning the entire enterprise. The middle is a swamp of cigars, lawsuits, ancestral sun debt, and one man who will absolutely tell you about his dating preferences if you give him a straight line.

We'll revisit after Sharp Park. By then, perhaps the Bissadas will have actually shown up.

Commissioner's Corner
Administration Mar 7, 2026

Commissioner Opens Handicap Review for 2026

At least two members of the field are reportedly "under informal review." The committee promises fairness, transparency, and at most one accusation per round.

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Explainer Feb 28, 2026

What, Exactly, Is a 2-Man Shamble?

With Sharp Park adopting the format this year, we asked the rules committee to explain it in plain English. They tried.

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Photo Essay Feb 14, 2026

The Montclair BBQ, Remembered

An oral history of the Tour's most beloved social tradition, told in photos, half-remembered quotes, and one very contested ruling at the grill.

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The Tour Classifieds


Submitted by readers. Vetted by absolutely no one. Place your ad with the Tour Desk — three lines for the price of a beer.

Help Wanted

CADDY, ON-TOUR. Patient, observant, fluent in "we definitely teed off from the right tee box." Discretion required. Equity participation negotiable. Inquire with the Tour Desk.
TOUR MARSHAL. Must enforce pace of play with appropriate firmness. Ability to identify a garter snake at distance preferred. Sharp Park experience a plus.
STATISTICIAN. Help calculate Francis' draft model. Math degree required. High tolerance for ambiguity essential. Will not be required to publicly defend results.

For Sale / Trade

DRIVER, BARELY USED. One previous owner. Hit only twice in anger. Recently retired from competition. Accepting offers. — Bret D.
VINTAGE PERSIMMON SET. 1970s, full bag. Head covers shaped like various small mammals. Cigar burn on the 7-iron is part of the patina. — Chris C.
TROPHY CASE, LIGHTLY USED. Glass front. Velvet interior. Currently empty. Will trade for an actual trophy. — F. DeMartini.

Services Offered

LITIGATION & DEPOSITIONS. Multi-generational, family-owned. Six-minute increments. Will not take losing well. — Amara, Amara & Amara LLP.
MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKING. "How I Carried Three Brothers to Three Majors in One Season." Available for clubhouse banquets, corporate retreats, weddings. — Z. Avila.
MONOCLE REPAIR & TINTING. Serving the Tour's discerning gentlemen since the dawn of self-respect. Walk-ins welcome.

Personals

GENTLEMAN, 30s. Seeking sophisticated companion, 40+. Comfortable around firm fairways and emotional honesty. Will discuss preferences openly and at length. — L. Collins.
DAD, OVER THE HILL. Looking for first Tour victory on a tour that bears his own family name. The fairway is wide. The leaderboard is patient. Time, however, is not.
ISO: CART GIRL PHONE NUMBER. Asking for a friend. Friend has a strong success rate. Friend wears a nice watch. — D. Amara.

Lost & Found

LOST: PROVISIONAL BALL. 17th hole, Pajaro Valley. Titleist Pro V1, marked with a smiley face. Sentimental value high. — J. Multari.
FOUND: ONE (1) HANDICAP. Possibly belonging to F. DeMartini. It is impressively low. Suspiciously low. Inquire with the Handicap Review Committee.
LOST: YARDAGE BOOK. Sharp Park, somewhere near Laguna Salada. If found, please leave at the clubhouse. Frogs may be on it. Snakes definitely are not.

Announcements

SUN DEBT RECOVERY GROUP. Support meetings for those with ancestral aversion to early tee times. Meets occasionally and reluctantly. Bissadas welcome.
SMOKE DETECTOR REPLACEMENT FUND. Now accepting donations. We've replaced four this season. We will replace more.
OPEN LETTER, BAG DROP. Whoever keeps switching bags with mine, your putter is in my car. Please return my SuperStroke. — Anonymous.

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